Sorry. I'm early. And I can't wait another day. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO crabby. AND I can't even tell you all why yet! GRRRRRRR...whatever. Let's just say I am cranky and leave it at that! Let's just hope that I have some left for tomorrow!
Time will tell.
I am guessing its still gonna be here. Since I know the problem isn't going to resolve itself.
So.
It's Thirsty Thursday.
Are you?
I could use a couple of these.
Now.
Just why can't a consistent diet of ice cream and chicken wings be good for you???
Yeah...maybe its the diet.
No it isn't...I'm not on a diet.
OK. That's enough. Ready for a drink?
The Bitch Slap
Ingredients
1 oz Smirnoff Vodka
1 oz Gin
1 oz Everclear
1 oz Light Rum
Fill with Lemonade
1 splash 7 Up
Directions
Mix it together over ice and get drunk.
Oh...how awesome would it be to throw a Bitch Slap in someone's face? I can imagine!!!!
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Now, here's some Zen for you!
I need to learn needlepoint!
I hope you feel better soon! In the meantime, feel free to bitch and moan - we're listening!!
ReplyDeleteWhy thanks! I shall elaborate tomorrow!
DeleteI could do with a bitch slap right now!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell Ray!
DeleteOne day I will have the ingredients to make this in my house, just because it's a good idea to have the ingredients.
ReplyDeleteBecause I could go for a couple of these right now.
Right!?! Go get some ingredients!!
DeleteThat does sound like one heck of a drink. I hope you feel better soon, and I have actually read articles arguing that pizza and ice cream is a surprisingly good diet. I can't remember what it was though.
ReplyDeleteYou must find those.articles for me Mark!!
DeleteIf I didn't know any better, I'd swear it was Friday... lol!!
ReplyDeleteAs I was writing, it certainly felt like it!!
Deleteok, I want one of those drinks and that needlepoint to hang over my door. And I love Prodigy!
ReplyDelete:) Not a bad combo! Something good coming from.something bad!
DeleteHahahahahahaha!
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DeleteWTF? My comment just got eaten? Now I'm grumpy! I was talking about the video and how I can't tell if it's the one with the video where we think it's a guy but it ends up being a chick because the video won't show. Love that one! I hope things start looking up Mel and replace that Smirnoff with Absolut and I'm in!!
ReplyDeleteI HATE when that happens!!! And no problem...vodka. Word.
Delete7UP is what you get when dwarves see naked Snowwhite... oh, I didn't just say that....
ReplyDeleteHA!! Yes you did!!! We shall bring you to the dark side yet...baby steps! =)
Deletehope you feel better Melanie:)
ReplyDeleteI can't see the typical grandmother working on that cross stitch... I see a very special grandmother, a Betty White type who would be a hoot to have around at family gatherings.
ReplyDeleteAnd that drink can't be for human consumption, Mel... it sounds like something a bunch of frat boys would mix up in a bathtub and dare one another to drink.
And I want one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The cross stitch is awesome and yeah. I'd like one of those drinks.. Or a whole damn pitcher! Omg.. I can't stop laughing over the cross stitch.. I hope whatever is happening right now resolves itself in the best possible way.. (Hugs)
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