Let's do this.
So. My crabby didn't go away.
Well, let me start by telling you about the FOUR FUCKING KIDNEY STONES I PASSED YESTERDAY. Surprise! Nice. I am drowning in all of the extra water I have been drinking to "float" them so they don't adhere their jagged bodies to any part of my insides while making their way out. And you would think that four would be it, but you would be incorrect. There is a calcium-oxalate PARTY going on in my kidney right now. Yes. I live in misery....waiting....hoping I don't spike a fever and need to have surgery...again.
FUCK.
Due to my sleep schedule being all jacked up I have had a migraine.
ALL WEEK.
And I don't have any time off in the foreseeable future.
Now hear this...
Snickers Salad
(Yeah, that's right...Snicker's Salad)
Ingredients
1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1 cup powdered sugar
1 (12 ounce) container Cool Whip, thawed
6 Snickers candy bars
4 -6 granny smith apples
Directions
Mix cream cheese and powdered sugar until thoroughly blended.
Fold in Cool Whip.
Cut Snickers into bite size chunks and add to cream cheese mixture.
Chop the apples into chunks and stir.
Chill 1 hour before serving (but not too far in advance, because the apples will make it all watery!
So...do you get the song...and the dessert??? Snickers....satisfies...though the songs says he, "Can't get no...satisfaction...". Have some Snickers Salad, dude! And, just a little FYI...Snickers is the biggest selling candy bar...IN THE WORLD!!!
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And in keeping with the theme of today's post....your moment of Zen...
You know if you actually managed to eat all that, you WOULD get your daily requirement of fruit...huh...Sorry to hear about the kidney stones, they sound beyond brutal :(
ReplyDeleteKidney stones? Son of a BITCH! You just go ahead and eat all the Snickers Salad you want.
ReplyDeleteoh dear, that doesn't sound like fun at all. I hope you pass them all as quickly as possible.
ReplyDeleteThat snickers salad looks pretty good though...
I hope they pass, and that you get better rest, and that you get some Snickers, and that flower petals of love get tossed at your feet as you walk by the people you dislike the most as they weep in migraines.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that last one's a little harsh. Also, what are you doing making FUTURE epic meal time posts? Don't tell me that's not an EMT dessert.
Oh no.. That sounds horribly painful.. I hope you don't have to have surgery but if it relieves the pain a little quicker.. I feel so bad for you and migraines on top of that.. I hope you get through this quickly and as pain free as possible.. :( Hugs..
ReplyDeleteoh, crap, stones are the last things we want in our systems.... I always wondered what is the feeling when you pee them out... does it hurt a lot? I imagine it's easier for ladies... or not?
ReplyDeleteThere's a Snickers salad? And you have Snickers in different flavours????
Oh my, I sure hope this problem soon passes for you (pun sort of intended :) Take care.
ReplyDeleteLol on the Snickers Salad... I know salads are considered diet food, but this is just ridiculous!!
I love this snickers salad sounds fantastic! take care dear!
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel any better - the shitty week syndrome was felt across the country. I started the week out with a migraine and had to leave work early. That started my quest to break up with last week. By the end of the week - I was ready to divorce the bitch and ask for an annulment. In your case, I would have just ordered a hit on the bitch if I had to deal with kidney stones ON TOP of the shitty assed week! Fuck last week. For real.
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